Subpage 22: Trance-Induced Parmesan Syndrome

The Parmesan Trance Protocol is a highly experimental, possibly-not-at-all-safe way to induce a state of deep focus and productivity. However, as with any powerful technology, there are risks involved.

Subpage 22: Trance-Induced Parmesan Syndrome (TIPS) is a rare but potentially debilitating side effect of the protocol. Symptoms include but are not limited to:

• Excessive use of the word "gouda" in conversation
• Uncontrollable urge to eat all the parmesan cheese in sight
• Loss of ability to distinguish between reality and the Trance-Induced Reality TV show

If you or someone you know is experiencing TIPS, do not hesitate to contact the Parmesan Trance Support Hotline: +1-800-PAR-MESA-AN.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Protocol Parameters Subpage to learn more about tweaking your Trance settings.