Batters

The Batters are a team of highly skilled, highly eccentric, and highly caffeinated ballplayers.

Lead batter, Bob 'The Brawler' McGraw, is known for his unorthodox swing and penchant for getting hit in the face.

Other notable batters include:

• Bob 'The Brawler' McGraw
• Fielder Fred
• The Pitching Machine
• The Catcher Who Never Misses
• Manager Midge

Stay tuned for more information on these batters, as well as their highly unlikely chances at becoming actual ballplayers.