The Official Parody Baseball Team Merchandise Store

Get your hands on the tackiest, most overpriced gear in the league!

Official Jersey ($99.99) Overpriced Hat ($29.99) Tacky T-Shirt ($19.99) Ugly Sneakers ($49.99)

Don't forget to use our special promo code: PARODY15 for 15% off your first purchase!

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