Players must wear a minimum of 3 neon-colored wigs at all times. Failure to do so will result in a 10-minute penalty.

See Rule 5 for more information on wig-related penalties

Rule 2

Each player must bring a side hustle to the game. Side hustles are subject to approval by the Neo-Brutalist Baseball Commissioner.

See list of approved side hustles

Rule 3

Players are required to make at least 5 consecutive high-fives with an opponent before attempting to play the ball.

Rule 4

Any player found guilty of using a non-Brutalist-approved brand of deodorant will be subject to a 20-minute penalty.

See the list of banned deodorants