According to our highly scientific and totally-not-made-up rules, the game of parody baseball is always, always, ALWAYS tied.
This is because we're not really playing the game at all, we're just pretending to. It's all just a big joke, folks.
Here's how it works:
1. Both teams show up to the field, but nobody actually plays.
2. The score is always 3-3 at the end of the game.
3. The winner is whoever has the better attendance at the concessions stand.
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Or, you know, just read our treatise on the meaning of life while you're at it.
Last year's attendance record: 5 people in the stands, 1 in the bathroom.
Best attendance record ever: 7 people, including the umpire's wife.
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It all started in 1923, when our founder, a bored accountant, decided to make fun of the game of baseball.
He wrote up a set of rules, and the rest is history.
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According to our team's esteemed leader, parody baseball is not just a game, it's a way of life.
It's about the absurdity of it all, the joy of pretending, the freedom of not really caring.
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