Warning: attempting to parody the perfect swing may cause dizziness, nausea, and spontaneous outbursts of creativity.
Step 1: Identify the source material (e.g., a home run, a triple play, a umpire's tantrum)
Step 2: Add a dash of absurdity
Step 3: Exaggerate the original until it's ridiculous
Step 4: Add a pinch of irony
Step 5: Voilà! Your parody is complete
Proceed to Subrule-2: The Art of Parodying the Perfect Catch