Welcome to the Fitness Tracker 5000, where you can track your completely unrealistic and utterly fabricated fitness goals!
Activate Weight Loss Mode for a chance to see your weight fluctuate wildly and unscientifically!
View your Achievements and see if you've reached new heights of absurdity!
Check the Leaderboard to see who's doing the most ridiculous exercises for the most ridiculous rewards!
Current Status: YOU'RE DOING GREAT!