Parody Golf: A Guide to Not Trying
Welcome to Parody Golf, the sport of pretending to be interested while secretly playing a game of golf with your phone in your pants.
Rules:
- Rule 1: Wear a plaid pantsuit to signal to the world that you're trying really hard.
- Rule 2: Use a putter that's actually a miniature golf cart.
- Rule 3: If you hit the ball into a water trap, just pretend it was a 'feature'.
- Rule 4: Take 17 breaks to check your phone and pretend to be 'recharging'.