PARODI PIZZA PARTY!

It's not just a pizza party, it's a parody party! Where the only thing we're parodying is the fact that we're not actually serving you any pizza. But hey, who needs actual food when you have mediocre dad jokes and awkward small talk?

Join us for a night of: Games, Movies, and Contests that will leave you questioning life choices!

And don't worry, we won't make you actually cook the pizzas. We'll just have a guy in a chicken costume pretend to be a chef and yell at people for not eating enough breadsticks.