1. The Incredibly Unlikelys - A team of former accountants who still haven't mastered the basics of baseball.
2. The Unlikely-er-lys - These folks are almost as likely to win, but with slightly better odds.
3. The Almost-As-Good-As-The-Other-Teams - Because who needs talent when you have heart and determination?
4. The Almost-As-Bad-As-The-Others - A team of misfits who still can't get it together.
5. They Should Just Quit - We're not saying they should quit, but... actually, yes, we are saying that.
Quit Now - Because it's not like they're going to win or anything.