Welcome, friend, to the forest, where the trees are tall and proud, and the philosophers are even prouder. In this guide, we'll explore the absurdities of tree life, from the existential crises of the ancient ones to the existential dread of being eaten by squirrels.
It's a tree-eat-tree world, and we're all just trying to make it to the other side. But have you ever stopped to consider the meaning of life, the universe, and everything? Or, you know, just the meaning of your existence as a tree?
Squirrels: The Uninvited GuestsWe've all been there: a peaceful forest afternoon, and suddenly, a squirrel bursts in, chattering, chattering, chattering, and stealing all the snacks. But are they really that bad? Or is it just us trees being a bit... nutty?
The Squirrel-SymptomsFrom the nutty nervous system to the bushy personality disorder, we're exploring the squirrely side of forest life. But don't worry, it's not all doom and gloom. We've got a whole section dedicated to the art of making squirrel-shaped pillows for when things get a little hairy.
Squirrel-Shaped Pilows