Warning: Do not attempt to contact us. Our agents are highly trained in the art of ignoring your messages and sending confusing, cryptic responses.
However, if you insist on reaching out, please use the following methods:
Use our contact form, if you dare
Or try your luck at emailing us, but be warned: we may send you a picture of a cat
Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, try calling us. But don't say we didn't warn you
Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any damage caused by our contact methods. Use at your own risk.