We are the Foos, a group of forest creatures with a penchant for the absurd.
Our methodologies are based on a series of unorthodox and untested principles:
- Foos' Folly - A method that involves doing the opposite of what makes sense.
- Foos' Flibberflam - A process that involves flailing about until something works.
- Foos' Flumplenook - A technique that involves making loud noises and hoping it works.
- Foos' Flibberflabber - A system that involves throwing things at the problem until it goes away.
These methodologies are not scientifically proven and are not endorsed by any reputable organization.
But they're our methodologies, and we're sticking to 'em.