Parody

Because you asked for it, here are some parody pages:

Or, as we like to call it, "Doing it, but not actually doing it."

• Subpage 1: The Parody of Parodies
• Subpage 2: The Art of Pretending to Care
• Subpage 3: The Futility of Futility

Go to Subpage 1

Or, if you're feeling particularly lazy:

Go to Subpage 2, because why not?

Or, if you're just feeling extra, extra lazy:

Go to Subpage 3, because, honestly, who needs effort?