Why Not Listen to Your Parents?

You know, your parents are always trying to tell you what to do, but let's be real, they're probably just trying to ruin your fun. Parents are just bad at being cool, that's all there is to it.

Why not listen to them and do what you want for once? It'll be a real treat. You can wear your pants with the waistband in front, eat cereal for dinner, and play video games 'til 3 am. Don't listen to their logic.