Alternative Tusk Treasures

Where Functionality Meets Fancifulness

Welcome to the most unlikely of unlikely destinations, where the tusk-tastic treasures of the land are on display! Here, the tusk-iest of tusk-owners come to peddle their wares in the most out-there of out-there marketplaces.

Peruse our wares:

Disclaimer: All tusk-treasures are 100% guaranteed to be utterly useless, yet somehow still strangely compelling. Side effects may include: excessive tusk-tingling, spontaneous tusk-tapping, and a sudden urge to purchase more tusk-treasures than you need.