Absurdist Accents | The Absurdist's Guide to Unnecessarily Elaborate Accents

Subsection 1: The Quadruple-Decker

The Quadruple-Decker accent is a rare and exotic accent that defies all logic and reason. It's like trying to have a conversation with a time-traveler who keeps jumping back and forth between the 18th century and modern times.

The Quadruple-Decker's 5 Stages

There are five stages to a Quadruple-Decker's accent:

Stage 1: Ancient Greek
Stage 2: Victorian Gentleman
Stage 3: 1920s Flapper
Stage 4: 1950s Beatnik
Stage 5: 2020s Influencer