Cat Humor Sciences

A comprehensive guide to the absurdities of feline comedy.

Studies on Purr-fect Timing

Our team of esteemed scientists has discovered that cats can sense the perfect moment to pounce on a laser pointer. But what about the timing of a good nap? Our research suggests that cats can nap for up to 23 hours and 59 minutes, with an average wake-up time of 3:14 AM.

Learn more about Napping Theory.

The Art of Catnip Connoisseurship

From the nuances of catnip flavor profiles to the subtleties of scratching post etiquette, our experts have crafted a comprehensive guide to the world of catnip. But don't be fooled - our research has also led us to a shocking conclusion: catnip is, in fact, a gateway substance.

Read the full report at Catnip Gateway Substance.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Catnip Tasting Notes.