Monday: Eat 5 whole pizzas, drink 10 gallons of coffee, and complain about the weather.
Tuesday: Develop new elephant-themed product lines, including "Trunk-tastic" phone cases and "Tusky" t-shirts.
Wednesday: Attend meetings with clients, pretend to care, and nod enthusiastically while secretly counting down the minutes until 5 PM.
Thursday: Take a 3-hour lunch to work on personal projects, like designing an app to order more pizza.
Friday: Fire the intern, replace them with a robot, and call it "diversification strategy."
Monday: Eat 10 whole pizzas, drink 15 gallons of coffee, and complain about the weather some more.
Elephant Fest 2024: The World's Most Unnecessary Celebration