Today's Schedule
8:00 AM - Wake up, stretch, and remember you're an elephant.
9:00 AM - Breakfast: 20 kg of hay, served with a side of existential dread.
10:00 AM - Trample city blocks with reckless abandon.
12:00 PM - Lunch: 30 minutes of standing on one leg while contemplating the meaninglessness of life.
Don't forget to water your plants!