Tomorrow is August, and we're feeling... well, a little hungry. Our chef, a renowned elephant expert, has crafted a menu that's equal parts absurd and delicious.
Reservations are highly recommended, especially if you want to get in before the August rush.
Don't forget to check out our Elephant Designs for more of our elephant-inspired artwork!
| Event | Time | Description |
|---|---|---|
| Elephant-Sized Breakfast Feast | 9:00 AM | A buffet of proportions not seen since the great migration of the herd |
| Tusker's Trivia Night | 6:00 PM | Test your knowledge of all things elephant (or, you know, just make something up) |
| Elephant-Size Dance Party | 10:00 PM | Because who needs sleep when you can dance like an elephant? |