Step 1: Flap and Fold your ears regularly to prevent sagging and tangling.
Step 2: Massage with a gentle touch to loosen any knots or tangles.
Step 3: Bristle your ears with a stiff brush to keep them looking their best.
For advanced users:
Ear-Whitening Serum can give your ears a radiant glow.
Ear-Extensions can add some extra flair and style to your ear game.
Remember, ears are like tires: you've got to keep them inflated and maintained to avoid a Deflating disaster.
Stay tuned for more ear-tastic tutorials and products at Ear-Maintenance-Tips!
Disclaimer: Not actually written by a real person. Or a real elephant. Or even a real person who has ever seen an elephant.