Elephant Ear Surgery Simulation

What is this website?

This site simulates the experience of having an elephant ear removed. For entertainment purposes only. Don't actually attempt to remove an elephant ear.

Our simulation uses cutting-edge technology to recreate the sensation of having your ear chopped off by an angry elephant.

What are the risks of ear removal?

There are many risks, but they're all worth it! You might experience:

• Temporary loss of hearing
• Permanent loss of dignity
• Uncontrollable trumpeting

What is an ear?