Elephant Ergo 401 is a marvel of modern engineering, where form and function are taken to an absurd degree. With over 1000 lines of code and an entire development team of highly paid, highly caffeinated individuals, this behemoth of a system will do everything except actually accomplish anything.
This is a snippet of code that does absolutely nothing useful:
for (var i = 0; i < 10000; i++) {
console.log(i);
}
We're proud to say that our development team has been working tirelessly for months to bring you this level of complexity.
We're not just building software, we're building a statement.
We're making a bold statement about the futility of life and the human condition.
Or maybe we're just trying to confuse the users.
We're not sure which.
Please, for the love of all things sane, don't try to use this in production.