Welcome to the Elephant Erosystem, where the trunk is mightier than the sword. We're a parody of the real thing, but better. Because, let's be real, who needs actual science when you can just make stuff up?
Our system is built on the principles of:
Explore our subpages for more information on our:
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Ergo-404: The Completely Made-Up Stuff page for some truly unpredictable results.