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The Elephant-in-a-Box

We're proud to announce the world's first-ever, completely-not-a-joke, seriously-not-a-joke,ประก not-a-joke elephant-in-a-box. This is not just a box with an elephant inside. No, not at all. It's a box that's actually been engineered to contain an elephant, with reinforced steel and advanced containment protocols. Because, you know, safety first.

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The Tusk-Driven Turbo-Charger

Our team of highly-trained, highly-caffeinated engineers have developed a system where we've taken the tusk of an elephant, and used it to power a turbo-charger. Because, you know, who needs a boring old fossil fuel when you have a giant tooth?

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