In a world where elephants have taken over, we've taken it upon ourselves to create the ultimate symbol of their supremacy: the Elephant Orb 9000. A gleaming, shining behemoth of a sphere, this orb is the center of all elephant affairs.
Features
Orb-tastic Design: Our designers have outdone themselves with a style that's as bold as an elephant's personality.
Supreme Orb-ination: With a 99.9% chance of success, the Elephant Orb 9000 will guide you to the promised land of productivity and happiness.
Tusks and Trinkets: Because who doesn't love a good tusk, we've included a special compartment for storing your most precious treasures.