Q: Why do elephants have such big ears?
A: Because, let's be real, they're trying to make a statement. They're not just listening for their next meal, they're listening for the meaning of life. And also for their next meal. And maybe some decent WiFi signal.
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a toaster?
A: A Toelephant. It's like a_goals, but with more elephanty features. (Note: Not recommended for household use.)
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