Step 1: Demand that all employees wear matching jumpsuits at all times.
Step 2: Require all employees to address you as "Great and Powerful Leader McSnout".
Step 3: Install a state-of-the-art foosball table in the boardroom.
Step 4: Declare that Fridays are mandatory "Fun Day" and all employees must participate in a group activity.
Step 5: Fire anyone who questions your authority or tries to leave early on a Friday.
And remember, my dear minions, a true leader always wears a cape, preferably one with golden tassels.
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