The Great Elephant Design Manifesto

Article 2: "Elephant-Sized" Ideas

As we all know, the elephant is a majestic creature. But have you ever stopped to think about the elephant's design? We haven't. That's because we're too busy being trampled by the weight of our own ignorance.

Here are some radical ideas to shake up the status quo:

• More trunks for everyone!
• Elephant-sized holes for our pockets, because who needs pockets when you have a trunk?
• A return to the days of good ol' fashioned tusk-based transportation. No more boring old roads, we want tusks on the highway!

Want to learn more about the elephant's design? Read our next subarticle for more "trunk-tastic" ideas!