Suburban Elephant Furniture Co. has come under fire after it was discovered that their 'unique' designs were actually just elephants in disguise.
A concerned citizen, Jane Doe, stumbled upon the truth while browsing through the store's 'Artisanal' section.
"I was browsing through the store and saw this beautiful 'handmade' sofa," she said. "But when I got closer, I saw it was just an elephant with a bad hairpiece."
When questioned about the allegations, the store owner, Mr. John Smith, said it was just a marketing gimmick to attract more customers.
However, when pressed for further comment, he seemed less than convincing.
"Uh, no, no, no, it's just... um... artisanal craftsmanship, yes, that's it!"
The elephant in question has hired a team of lawyers, claiming that the store's claims have caused "irreparable harm" to their already delicate reputation.
When asked about the elephant's claim, Jane Doe replied: "Well, I guess that's what happens when you wear a fedora."
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