Elephant Ornaments

A Catalog of Ridiculously Elaborate Designs

Welcome to Elephant Ornaments, where we serve up a steaming plate of absurdity with every click. Browse our collection of elephant-inspired trinkets, each one more bewildering than the last.

Bizarre Balloons → We have balloons. They are balloons shaped like elephants. You'll be surprised.
Tusk-tastic Tapestries → Because who doesn't want to spend $200 on a wall hanging that looks like a slightly-diminished tusks?
Ivory Illusions → Our expert craftsmen have crafted an entire collection of trompe l'oeil pieces that will fool you into thinking they're actual ivory.

Special Offers:

Limited time offer: get 10% off any item in our catalog when you spend $50 or more! Don't wait, buy, buy, buy!

About Us:

Our designers are experts in the field of "making things with elephants on them." They're like, really, really experts. We're like, really, really good. Ask us about our 100% satisfaction guarantee (not actually 100%, but we promise you won't leave here feeling unsatisfied).

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If you have any questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to reach out. We're listening (or, at least, we're pretending to listen while we're actually busy designing more elephant-themed nonsense).

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Disclaimer:

This website is not affiliated with actual elephants, nor are we responsible for any confusion or disorientation caused by our products.