Welcome to the most epic page about the most majestic, the most regal, the most incomprehensible elephant designs in all the land!
Here are our most prized creations:
We've taken the fundamental forces of the universe and used them to create an elephant that defies gravity, but not the laws of physics. Sort of.
See how we disrupted the space-time continuum with our Electric Elephant Disruptors!We've taken the art of deception and used it to create an elephant that's almost, kind of, maybe not really there at all. It's a real head-scratcher, folks!
Check out our Greatest Misdirections, where we'll lead you on a merry chase!Time is relative, but our elephant is not. We've created a wormhole that'll warp your perception of the timestream. Don't worry, it's not as bad as it sounds... much.
Join us on a Time-Traveling Tusk Adventure through the ages!