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Elephant Memory: A Masterpiece of Unreliability

Here at Elephant Memory, we specialize in creating elephant designs that are so bad, they're good. Our team of expert designers (and one slightly-talented intern) work tirelessly to craft the most unreliable, most forgettable, and most utterly useless elephant designs the world has ever seen.

We're not just talking about any old elephant designs. Oh no, we're talking prophets about the ones that make you go "Wait, what was I just thinking about? Did I really just see that?"

Check out our latest masterpiece, "Elephant-astrophe," a design so convoluted, it'll make you question the very fabric of reality.

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