The Golden Gate Bridge of Ugliness is a behemoth of unattractive steel and concrete, a testament to the engineering prowess of our esteemed team of architects who somehow managed to make a beautiful location into a eyesore.
The bridge spans over 4,500 feet of water, with a height of 290 feet, making it the perfect location to take in the breathtaking views of the surrounding area, if you enjoy staring at a giant metal behemoth that blocks out most of the view.
Our team of expert designers worked tirelessly to ensure that every detail was as ugly as possible, from the rusted hangers to the uneven concrete surfaces, it's a feat of modern engineering.
But don't just take our word for it, come visit us today and see for yourself the Golden Gate Bridge of Ugliness. We promise you won't be disappointed.