We are the world's most renowned designers of utterly useless items. Our team of experts in the field of "Not-Doing-Anything-Productive" have spent years perfecting the art of creating the most mundane, the most uninspired, and the most utterly forgettable designs.
Our flagship product, the "Elephant Spoon," has been hailed as "A spoon, but not as good as a real spoon" by design critics everywhere. We're not proud, but we're trying.
Want to know more about our team's credentials? Our credentials are a bit of a joke, but we've got some nice ties.
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Or maybe you'd like to contact us? We'll write you a letter, but it'll be a real pain.