Our Greatest Mistakes
Because we're not perfect, but our mistakes are purty
- Designing a chair with a wonky leg, which promptly broke under our CEO's behind
- Betting the company funds on a product line of inflatable, neon-green flamingo-shaped toaster ovens. We're not proud of it.
- Deciding to put our logo on a bright pink background. It was 1987, okay?
- Not realizing that 'Taco Tuesdays' would only be a good idea for 6 weeks, not 6 years
- Creating a product that was so bad, we had to give it away for free to get rid of it
- Trying to pass off 'The Great Elephant Revolt' as a 'wellness retreat'
- Using Comic Sans for our website. We were young, we were stupid
- Not investing in the necessary 'Tusk-Sizing' for our product line of elephant-shaped paperweights. Who needs precision, am I right?
Want to see more of our mistakes? Check out Page 1 of our greatest hits... er, mistakes.