We have a whole herd of them, all ready to listen to you talk about your feelings, your hopes, your dreams, and your favorite snacks. They're experts in all things elephant-related, from the best ways to steal a picnic basket to the art of making the perfect trunk-full of elephant-sized pancakes.
But be warned: they're a bit of a tusk to talk to, so don't even think about getting on their bad side.
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Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you could try our Twisty Path of Desperation, where you'll be forced to navigate through a series of increasingly absurd and terrifying elephant-themed puzzles in order to reach the exit.
