Welcome to the most absurd, the most preposterous, the most utterly RIDICULOUS Terms of Use

By accessing this website, you agree to abide by the following completely-made-up and utterly-entirely-serious terms:

1. Section 1: You agree not to use our website for anything other than to stare at the wallpaper we've lovingly crafted.
2. Section 2: You agree not to attempt to make sense of the CSS code behind this website, as it's a work of art.
3. Section 3: You agree not to try and find any actual useful information on this site, as we're all about the aesthetic.

If you have any questions or concerns, please contact us and we'll be happy to ignore them.