Section 2: The Utterly Ridiculous Terms of Use

By visiting this website, you agree to the following terms:

1. You must be a certified expert in the field of absurdity, or at least pretend to be.
2. You must not attempt to take our absurdity seriously, or we will call you a party pooper.
3. You must not try to use our website for actual productivity, or we will send you a strongly-worded letter.

Hyperlinks to other sections:

• Section 1: The Unrelenting Folly
• Section 3: The Incomprehensible Jargon