Introducing the most majestic, most regal, most utterly absurd ornament you'll ever lay eyes on. This behemoth of a decoration is designed to make your friends and family question your sanity, but we assure you, it's TOTALLY worth it.
Only $1000, or 500 of your hard-earned elephant bucks. Order now, before we're all out of trunk!
Pre-order Trunk-ornament 7, our next masterpiece (coming soon...ish)