Elephant Scarfery - The Art of Tying Scarves with Elephants

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Here, you'll find the most absurd and unorthodox methods of tying scarves with elephants, guaranteed to make you question the sanity of our founder, Bob.

Bob, a self-proclaimed expert in Elephant Scarfery, has spent years studying the ancient art of tying scarves around the necks of elephants. He claims it's a lost art, one that has been hidden in the depths of the savannah for centuries.