This design choice was made by a committee of highly trained, highly paid experts who were tasked with creating the most ostentatious, over-the-top elephant design possible.
Features include:
- A 300-foot radius trunk that's guaranteed to get you stuck in tight spaces
- A 10-foot thick hide that's as tough as your aunt at the holidays
- A trunk that's so big, you'll need a forklift to get it in the trunk of a '68 Mustang
See also: Rectangular Trunk Style, because why not?