Trunk-Builder 3000: The Ultimate Retro-Futuristic Trunk Design Studio
Welcome to the most advanced, totally-not-made-for-actual-people trunk-building facility in the galaxy.
Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated engineers have spent decades perfecting the art of building trunks that defy the laws of physics and good taste.
Trunk-Builder 3000 is not just a trunk, it's an experience. It's a statement. It's a steampunk-inspired masterpiece that will make you the envy of all your neighbors.
Our trunks are built with the finest, most exotic materials known to mankind: MagLev, quantum foam, and the finest chrono-alloy in the galaxy.
So why settle for a boring, normal trunk when you can have a TRUNK-BUILDER 3000?
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