Welcome to the Tusks of Fury, where our designers are so fed up with being fashionable they're willing to trade their sanity for style.
We've got a range of designs that'll make your friends jealous of your impeccable taste and your willingness to sacrifice your social status for aesthetics.
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Our designs prophets have spoken, and they've decreed that this year's hottest fashion trend is... tusks.
So, go ahead, join the ranks of the fashionably-challenged and order your tusks today!