Whimsy Wonders of the World: Elephants

Elephant-sized Jokes

• Why did the elephant quit the circus?
• What's the deal with elephant trunks?
• Elephant-sized problems require elephant-sized solutions!

Stay tuned for more whimsical wonders!

Tallest, Shortest, and Most Unusual Elephants Ever

Meet the elephants prophets of doom, the elephant overlords, and the elephant kings!

• Meet the tallest elephant in the land, Balthazar McSnoot!
• Meet the shortest elephant, Elsie McSnip!
• Meet the elephant with the longest, most majestic tusks, Zorvath the Unstoppable!