Elephant Ego Shop - Where your ego will never go to the back of the bus
We're a premier destination for all your ego-boosting needs. Our store is run by a team of highly skilled, slightly egomaniacal individuals who are dedicated to helping you feel better about yourself.
Our products are designed to help you stand out from the crowd, or at least make you think you do. From "I'm with Stupid" t-shirts to "My Ego is Bigger than Yours" mugs, we have everything you need to show the world who's boss.
So, come on in and see us! We'll be happy to serve you a healthy dose of egotistical goodness.
Our clients include:- Mostly successful people
- A few moderately successful people
- Some people who are still trying