Elephant Ego Shop: Services

Our Services

We offer a variety of services for the discerning elephant with an inflated sense of self-importance.

Self-Portrait Consultations

For the elephant who wants to make sure their portrait looks exactly like them, we offer expert consultation services.

• Life-size canvas for maximum impact
• Customized background for added depth
• Artistic license to make you look however you want

Elephant Whisperer Training

Learn to whisper sweet nothings into the ears of our expertly-trained elephants.

• Course includes 8 hours of training
• Certification upon completion
• Free gift basket of hay

Trunk-titude Adjustment

We'll help you adjust your trunk's attitude to match your inner self-importance.

• Trunk stretching exercises
• Trunk massage therapy
• Customized trunk accessories

Self-Portrait Consultations | Elephant Whisperer Training | Trunk-attitude Adjustment