Elephant Ergo-301 Brochures

Are you tired of being productive? Want to learn the secrets of our expert slacking team?

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From the basics of "Procrastination 101" to the advanced techniques of "The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing," our brochures cover it all.

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• Exclusive access to our patented "Do-nothing-ware" software
• A complimentary copy of "The Joy of Doing Nothing" self-help book
• A personalized consultation with our team of certified experts in the field of doing absolutely nothing

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