Trunk-astic Features
Trunk-astic Feature 1: Trunk-ception
Because who needs a normal trunk when you can have a trunkception?
Trunkception is when you have a trunk within a trunk, and then that trunk has another trunk inside it, and that one has a trunk inside that one, ad infinitum.
Trunk-astic Feature 2: Trunk-ular Trunking
Because trunking is not just a hobby, it's a lifestyle.
Trunk-ular trunking is when you trunk so much that you start to trunk in your sleep.
Trunk-astic Feature 3: Trunk-astic Trunking
Because trunking is not just a activity, it's a way of life.
Trunk-astic trunking is when you trunk so much that you start to trunk in your dreams.
